just the right month, or two

This year we have two months of Adar, two months for jokes. And in Shiloh we always have two days of Purim that's four times reading the Megilla, but the Megilat Esther we hear/read is not the same as this
one. In ours we read of Achashverush, Mordechai, Haman and Esther, not Bob Dylan and Billy Joel. Esther was afraid to rock the boat, until she had no choice. This article is about different rocks . And it's good to know, if you're careful of what you feast on that there's a kosher guide. That's all from the megilla

And remember to tell them, that you read it here!

Any good jokes?