Oscars and Razzies

It's the big night for prizes, ok, here the sun is shining behind the mist. But I understand that The Academy Award machers are working hard to bring excitement and tension and more TV viewers for the big production. I have the perfect idea if they really want to jazz it up . If they want real live fireworks, they can just move it all to Gush Katif. The Arab terrorists put on nightly shows that are totally unbeatable! What did you say, that's not quite the fireworks they're dreaming of. What are they, a bunch of wimps? Believe me, such a change in venue would certainly up their free press coverage and make them unique. Until now, the biggest theatrical production was "Noah, Ride the Wave" by the intrepid women of Gush Etzion, led by Sharon Katz of "Voices."

The latest Razzies awards were just announced. I would add a couple of categories.

The first would be for "Security-Minded Prime Minister Chosen in Democratic Elections Who Turns into Mr. Hyde," and the winner, supported by all the murdered, injured and bereaved from Arab terror is----(no surprise, since there's no other nominee) the former war hero---Arik (Yamit-destroyer) Sharon.

And the second is for "The Defense Minister Who Persecutes Patriots and Innocent Citizens While "Understanding" and protecting Terrorists," and in this very unique category, there's only----Shaul Moufas!

Now, who says that Israel is so hated that it can't win any show biz awards? As they say in show biz, "break a leg" and if you need help, the police will be at your service!