Weird Post

Why a weird post? I don't know. I guess I'm tired. This is the sort of post you'd find on Frum Satire if he was a woman of advanced middle-age.

I've been thinking of posting this for months. Maybe it was the wine we had for dinner, taking the "baby" out for his 25th.

My question:

What do yo do when you're waiting for things to "move" on the computer?

Well, I "tweeze." I keep tweezers by the keyboard to keep "stray hairs" from thriving. No, I don't need a mirror. All you have to do is aim the tweezers wherever yo don't want hairs to be. Then squeeze and pull. It's amazing how many times I capture a hair, sight unseen. You can certainly do some reconnaissance, by carefully feeling your face and under your chin.

Yes, maybe I ought to go to sleep.