bargain

found a
great bargain
looked perfect
for mother of....
but
bought it anyway
I'm a mother,
but not "of..."

then a friend
mother of....
complained of
not
finding the right

so
invited her to try
my mother of...
perfect fit
for perfect mother

ps
bride to be
declared
don't you dare
wear
that
to my wedding
so
it'll be
returned...
I tried