Yes, Haiti is some island sort of near Florida, or is it near Texas. Well, it's in the water somewhere. OK, no-brainer, that's where islands are.
Then my father, who's supposed to be the demented one, began complaining:
"I can't remember where Haiti is. I used to know the entire map."
"Uhhmm isn't it near Mexico."
"No, I don't think so. Maybe near Florida."
So I took out the World Book Atlas. And I found Haiti's page. Oh, my. I didn't realize that Cuba was so big.